a typical scene on the dark side:

Pete Walton was making a safety inspection in the powerhouse last Tuesday.

He entered the powerhouse sump area where several Skanska supervisors were talking to a crew of cement finishers.

One supervisor, Mats, is pretending to read a blueprint and Bengt, the other Skanska line manager is hanging upside down from the ceiling.

The safety rep asked what are you guys doing?

The first Skanska supervisor says “Can't you see I yam vreading some blueprints?”'

The supervisor then says “and my construction manager from Sveden he is slightly cvazy. He seems to tink he is a light bulb.”

At that point Pete says, "Since Bengt is an employee of Skanska, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?'

Mats then looked over at the safety rep and said, “Vat?!...And have the cement finishers vork in the dark?”